Well girls, summer is nearly over and the fall air is cooling. Perfect weather for walking (except for you Auntie Pat, you have a bad knee). I have tried a few things to lose weight, now I am going to try the Farmer's Almanac. Yep! You heard right!
According to the Farmer's Almanac, Friday, September 4th, is a good day to start a diet to lose weight. It says: you can... "Cut Hair to Retard Growth, Mow to Retard Growth, Castrate Farm Animals, Dig Post Holes, Wean, Quit Smoking, Potty Train, Wash Wooden Floors, Paint, Start Diet to Lose Weight, Kill Wild Onions and Weeds, Host a Party." (Just in case you were interested.) LOL.
Please don't get confused and start your diet on Friday, October 2nd, when it says that is the best day to..."Cut Firewood, Cut Hair to Increase Growth, Mow to Increase Growth, Castrate Farm Animals, Dig Holes, Wean, Potty Train, Wax Floors, Get Married, Start Diet to Gain Weight" No thank ya! But you can still castrate farm animals on that day. Good to know!
So, I'm going to give it a try (starting my diet this Friday, that is, not castrating the farm animals!). Who is on board with me?
Why not have joy in the journey! ~Melanie
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